so here I am suckin on a juicy orange and trying to type with my sticky fingers, which is totally working.. amazing huh?
I was born August 13th, a licensed summer child. But I don’t like watermelons or butterflies or grasshoppers. Watermelons are so liquidish and watery and sticky to say the least. If I’m thirsty I should drink water, not eat that curious thing. Grasshoppers are ugly and I have reasons to believe they are wicked.

mmm… I wonder if I can survive on oranges alone.