The man did not expect to find his true love while dancing. He just wanted to have some fun and not think of work for the night. So he headed to the nearest disco and there he drank until he could no more. He found himself dancing with girls he had never seen before. Girls varying in size and looks, some old enough to actually be called women.
I think I like you, said the woman. I think I could learn to like you, said the man.
The two danced on. Drunk and ecstatic.
The couple walked to his house, he opened the door and his cat rubbed its head against his foot.Oh! Thats a nice cat!, exclaimed the woman. Yeah. Thats Oliver. I just got him fixed, said he. Poor thing! Here Oliver. Come here, thats a good pussycat.
Significant each others other or not, the man and the woman had a steamy lovemaking session, a no-strings-attached-one-night-stand.
The man said: That was good, and she nodded, too tired to speak.
I am really a man.
No way!
Yes way. I shouldve told you but I thought youd freak out.
Freak out? Are you kidding me? What the!
I know. Im sorry. I dont know why Im telling you this in the first place. I dont know you, you dont know me. And this is a one-night stand for gods sake. Im sorry Im just really stupid sometimes. I shouldve just shut up about it
Now looking at the ceiling and not knowing what to say, they both lay there, silent. Oliver curled up on the floor and closed his eyes in sweet sleep.
Then someone said Well OK. I was a woman once.
ya3nee shiklo Oliver il wa7eed ily 3agel feehom, hehhe! The Grand House, seems lovely I should visit Karak/Samara for a Photo-shoot.
Touching on taboo issues.
Well here’s a funny video.
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this is out of topic!! but… how on earth do you know Frost? O_o!
Your blog is one of a kind :) really nice post.
Sabri Hakim, Well.. that’s one way of putting it but the message I intended to deliver is that there is no “one face” for things. Even Oliver is not male, he was fixed. Now that I imagine the situation, I smile to myself because you have three creatures in one room and none of them is really what one would expect.
Ameen Malhas, welcome to Tololy’s Box.
Black Cats, this is the first time I ever learn of what you mention. I am a girl, or so think my fingers.
Noor, indeed that was out of topic. But since I have not yet posted a commenting policy, I will answer you.
Frost is a dear friend I knew through university and a mutual acquaintance.
M!r@chk@ , your words are extremely flattering. Thank you kindly.
well… my apology, I was in a shock, I droped you an E-mail, it should clear things up :)
Well,mmh…
The moral of the story, Alcohol is baaad!!
Yeah and don’t drive under influence, it’s the stupidest thing u could ever do…trust me on this one…yeah add to that not having a driving license….
Very very shameful
LOL Tololy :D!!What does it take to come up with such ideas?
Firas,
What does it take to come up with such ideas? I sometimes wish I had the answer to that question. But most of the time I don’t really want to know, it will kill all the fun.
Firas Il’l tell you that for me to start thinking of such things, it takes a 6-pack; others achieve the same effect after a “sa7en fool”
Tololy : C’mon, share with us? Is it UHU u’ve been inhaling?Or it’s Jordanian bad Banzeen?
Yeah try some epoxy,mmmh epoxy…it’s yummy and gets u high in no time!
JAmeed:min hoon la hoon? Like I don’t know that u get drunk by the smell!!The 6-pack will get u dancing with a transsexual freak…but to be creative..it’s another story…
Yeah actually Jameed Karaki have really devastating consequences
UHU? yee shoo shmeisani! and it does not work, biddak “aago” for the full effect; here is how it is done properly:
get a small tin can of “aago” from any hardware store (or a 12 year old boy bil 7ara); with a nail, make two holes on opposite sides of the can and insert a rubber band in each and knot them. with the nail, make multiple small holes in the metal lid of the can to allow the “aago” vapors to escape. tie the rubber bands behind your ears and sniff through the holes. do so slowly and deeply for maximum effect. after half an hour you will be able to write stories that fill 500 additional nights of “1001 Nights”
PS the procedure itself has not been tried by me but was cleverly detailed to me by a former toxicology professor.
PPS Firas, get an “alfiyeh 3araq” and come over, i’ll show you meen biskar 3al ree7a