Love Potion
A horrendous job I’d do at writing relationship how-to’s, but recently someone asked me a question related to wether or not I will be tackling any such issues in the future. I object to very little, mostly nothing really, if it meets my fancy.
And, as a reward for your patience with my complex syntax and interests, I shall unveil to you the recipe of Love Potion no.9. Let it be known and public that I will not, under any circumstances, be held responsible for any harmful consequences that may occur once this potion is prepared and/or tried. Now that I have stripped myself of all legal and moral responsibility, enjoy, and love one another.
In a small pot, simmer a half cup of jojoba oil and, moving your spoon clockwise, stir in 9 drops each of the following essential oils: ambergris, cinnamon, frankincense, jasmine, lavender, musk, orange blossom, rose, violet, and ylang ylang. Let cool and store in a dark glass container. Dab yourself with it as you would your favorite perfume before a night out (or a night in) to drive your loved one wild with desire.
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March 27th, 2006 at 12:34 am
No kidding.
March 27th, 2006 at 1:58 am
” but recently someone asked me a question related to wether or not I will be tackling any such issues in the future. ”
u raised an interesting “meta-blog” question: cuz i’v lately been debating (in my head) having few relationships-oriented kinds of entries… for the largest part, i was discouraged!!
that was for several reasons: 1- such declarations might affect the on-going of current, or possibly future relationships
2- its highly subjective, and although i dont stick to objectivity standards, but i think it might have serious consequences giving relationships insight!
3- its not easy to express ideas clearly or consistently
…. i dunno, but i have a feeling that u agree, and thats why u decided to make it in (sarcastic?) ’spell’-style…
March 27th, 2006 at 5:45 am
DO YOU HAVE A MORE MALE ORIENTED POTION??
March 27th, 2006 at 8:40 am
I think even if this potion works (and i’m not questioning your uber l337 voodoo powers here or anything :P ) but even if it works, i wouldn’t want to use it, becusae i’d rather have a girl love me for the weird person i am than having to spell her into loving me, something that i doubt will happen in the near future, actualy come to think of i havnt tasted sweet sweet love in some time… which sucks really.. i mean.. theres nothing wrong with me.. execpt for the random sudden episodes of hysteria and insanity that hit me every once in a while i’m a perfectly nice good looking guy!! hmmm… *ponders for a while and runs off to the market to buy the love potion #9 ingredients*
March 27th, 2006 at 8:49 am
Hamede, yes the entry is serious.
Devil’s Mind, well I can agree with your points but what I meant is that, in general, I am not good at writing how-to’s. I always avoided them during Creative Writing classes. This entry is just as playful as any other, just as synical, and just as serious.
Hootee, you know I really smile when I receive a comment of yours. I do not have a male-oriented love potion however, but maybe this one could work both ways I am not sure. Someone has to try and see.
Bakkouz, hahaha you’ll find all these components 3ind el 3attareen. Nothing too expensive.
March 27th, 2006 at 9:57 am
interesting!!
March 27th, 2006 at 8:52 pm
say what???
March 27th, 2006 at 11:44 pm
y3ni,,, ballah,, ishme3an “clockwise”,, does it mean that the other way around wont work???
March 27th, 2006 at 11:58 pm
LOL you’re hilarious - As soon as I have all those ingredients at hand I will try my hand at wild seduction ;)
March 28th, 2006 at 11:36 am
Sallamu 3aliku
Wallam ma fhemit gher el nine drops au el clock wise!