Do you remember the transporter from Stark Trek? The teleportation machine that converts a body into energy and then beams it to its destination?

I was thinking today and I realized that the only way I will move from having red, peeled fingers to a happier place would be through the transporter.

I want to go from here:

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To here:

Then I will go back to having this:

That’s my current wish in pictures. Yalla ashoof, new year fairy, make it come true. I know you won’t.

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