Beowulf
I missed Beowulf at the movies, so in a trip to the DVD store I found it there and bought it some four weeks ago. When I got home, I discovered that I did not buy the correct Beowulf movie. I had purchased a movie called Beowulf and Grendel instead. But no problem, I thought, I will watch it anyway.
Beowulf and Grendel was released in 2006, as I later found out when I googled it. The scenery and cinematography were breathtaking but everything else was mediocre for lack of a stronger word. The minute I pressed Play I was lost. I could not understand the story, at all! Thankfully, I know the myth of the hero Beowulf and so knew what to expect, but even that did not really help much. The plot was jumbled, the dialogue unintelligible, and the order of events really, really, illogical. I could not follow.
But of course, I had to challenge myself and force her to watch for some time. I figured maybe things will get better and I will start understanding them. I reminded myself of the time I was reading A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, when I forced myself time and again to read through the first quarter of the book, denying that I just could not grasp what was going on, only to curse the book and discard it later. I distinctly remember that the following day, upon telling my wise Italian professor about this my ordeal, he smiled and said: “la vita è troppo corta per un libro brutto” — life is too short to waste on a bad book.
Likewise, I eventually gave up on Beowulf and Grendel.
Later on, I got Beowulf, the 2007 production featuring the genius Sir Anthony Hopkins. The movie was loads better than Beowulf and Grendel, I enjoyed it but I expected it to be more profound. Events picked up very quickly after Beowulf slaughtered Grendel, and his relationship with Grendel’s mother was not altogether clear until the end of the movie. The animation was brilliant, but I would have preferred the movie to be un-animated and played out by the actual actors (especially Hopkins).
All in all, Beowulf did not meet my expectations. If I were to rate it, I would give it a 6.5/10, and I am being generous because Hopkins was in it. Hello, Clarice.
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January 31st, 2008 at 7:03 pm
You didn’t catch the 3D edition? That’s half the movie on it’s own</p>
<p>But I agree with your rating. In fact… This is so weird, <a href="http://blog.sweetestmemories.com/default.asp?Display=1063">check my rating</a> I mean .. what are the odds?! And I did this back in nov-15th</p>
January 31st, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Freaky!
January 31st, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Good review, Tololy. I agree with your rating. To me, the movie seems to start well - maybe the first 20 minutes or so, were really good - but then it was just "spinning it’s wheels". I expected something better after seeing the previews. It wasn’t bad though.
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Well, to me I think the story of Beowulf and the movie are disastrous failure. I have not liked the movie and I hated it alot, mostly for the story and Jolie’s existence.. to me as a male I find nothing special in this ‘Jolie’ that would attract.. I hated the most even more for the image of Jolie! Stupid right.. anyway, Beowulf story is not reflecting any positive male characteristics, he’s a liar and a week person with less morality aspects..<br />My opinion anyway!<br />
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I saw it in the movies and i absolutely hated it! i loved 300 and troy so i expected to like this one but i found it utterly rediculous and boring. and for heaven’s sakes put on some underwear when you engage in a life-or-death battle with a mythical monster!!!</p>
February 4th, 2008 at 2:28 am
Im going to go with Farah with this, i m a big fan of 300 and troy and even Alexander but this film has nothing to the liking but the 3D is sick and angelina Joel.</font></span></p>
<p><span class="commentTitle">I love 300 so much that i went and watched Meet the Spartans which is terrible.</span></p>
<p><span class="commentTitle">Great review </span></p></td></tr></tbody></table>