Bestest, Baddest Song, Ever
This song has been my favorite since I was in school and couldn’t quite get what the lyrics said except for “you and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals” and had no internet access to google the rest. I absolutely love this song to bits. But you, if you don’t like funny/dirty songs, don’t click play.
Awesome song, no? Bloodhound Gang’s The Bad Touch lyrics here.
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July 21st, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Yep, great song! There were a lot of similar songs coming out in the 1980s! You might like this one:
<a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05jcrJw0as”>Boy’s Don’t Cry - I Wanna Be A Cowboy</a>
Riding on the range,
I’ve got my hat - on,
I’ve got my boots - dusty.
I’ve got my saddle
On my horse.
He’s called….T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
(woman’s voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
Looking like a hero,
Six-gun at my side,
Chewing my tobacco.
Out on the horizon,
I see a puff of smoke.
Indians on the warpath,
(Indian voice) White man speak-em with forked tongue.
Or not.
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
My name is Ted,
And one day I’ll be dead yo yo.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Link didn’t work that way, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s05jcrJw0as
July 21st, 2008 at 10:01 pm
lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
July 21st, 2008 at 10:07 pm
This song is old!! lol I still find it funny till this day though! :)
July 21st, 2008 at 10:17 pm
The sultan of swing: AWESOME nickname!
Craig, cool song!!!
Rebellious, we have a similar taste in music judging by your comments on my freaky musical pickings :)
July 22nd, 2008 at 7:46 am
looooooool, I didnt watch the video “any movie, flash file is blocked here in the office :(” but I loved the lyrics…. funny :D
And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch “X-Files”
looooooooool on that line.. I liked the idea hehehehe
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Well, literally this song is so open to the query minds, and still it reflects a cultural approach to the subject within it’s lines.
I like their soundtrack for scarymovie, the invisible return of the great white dope.. I liked the song, music and clip as well.. though I’m not a lover of vulgar songs nor an admirer of them.
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Ooops! The song’s title is ‘The INEVITABLE return of the great white dope’ not invisible.