If you don’t have an avatar yet, under what rock have you been living?! Check the following sites out and create your own right now. I think mine look groovy:
I am so amused by the following two clips, I think I will add one to my Tololy’s Bio page…it’s a little something extra, click on Play and I will talk:
Funky and egocentric, yeah? My favorite site in the world right now is Gizmoz. Make your own avatars and share them!
No, this is not a review of Manson’s disappointing music video + song. It is a really funky rendering of the perverto with tons of makeup and an adolescent lovemate:
The highlight of my day.
I could not think of anything to blog about yesterday. I cannot think of anything today. As a result, this is one post void of valuable/intelligible content. No finding a cure for cancer or a solution for poverty and famine today –sorry folks.
I am demonstrating strange vacuum behavior.
You know I steal inspiration sometimes, right? Well now you do, anyway. Some people are just so very insanely creative and they make it seem like it’s so very insanely normal to be that creative, right? Have you met any of these people? Well I have, anyway… Not “met met” but sort of “knew of the existence of that rare specimen of mindblowers.” You know what I mean, right?
Scott Adams is one of the people who belong to my GG: Genius Gallery. I just came up with the whole concept, but you did not know that before I said this and you thought I had some trace of creativity or lovely-name-giving or at least some long-term planning tendencies.
So Adams has an amazing cartoon strip, Dilbert, that I follow religiously. He also has a blog which he started in March this year, and I was just reading what he wrote there. Not only do his cartoons make me laugh myself to tears at the office, because I relate to them very very much, but they make my colleagues look at me in a strange way and think I am deranged…especially the new technician. And now the blog!
In his blog, I read that Adams wants to be a Sheikh. He wants to be called Sheikh Adams, here’s the hilarious post:
Traditionally, the word sheikh has been a title of respect for an old, scholarly, tribal elder. Lately it refers to anyone who is a leader. If they keep lowering the bar, you have a good chance of someday being one.
Sheikh is a great word on several levels. First, there’s the silent h on the end that practically says “fuck you.” It doesn’t even pretend to be working. I like consonants with attitude.
Second, the word just rolls off the tongue in a pleasing way. It sounds like my impression of an arrow flying through the air and hitting its target. Try it at home: sheeeeeeek.
My new goal is to be known as Sheikh Adams. For that, I’ll have to become a leader of some sort. Unfortunately, I am not evil enough to inspire people to do things that are not in their best interest, the way a proper leader would: “Ignore those machine guns and charge the hill!”
The best I can do is to inspire my followers to do what they want to do anyway. Today I would like each one of you to eat, poop, and have an orgasm. (Not at the same time.) Once you have completed the Holy Trinity, or whatever you call it in your house, you may refer to me as Sheikh Adams.
Is that enough disturbing juxtaposition for one day?
Ahhh… I’ve always wanted to be a She-Sheikh too, so I doodled the dream:
