If you are celebrating your birthday today, or you know someone who is, this is my present to you on this special day:

Happy birthday!

For all of you kabab lovers out there:

The rapper-cum-kabab chef’s website: http://www.mangedukebab.com/

My favorite part is when they say “shish,” then music, then “kabab-u.” Oh, and when the Shawerma master takes off his shirt. Hilarious!

Current favorite music video:

And a good short movie about tattoo artists, all the way from Scotland via the BBC Film Network. Embedding impossible, so click here to watch The Artist and the Canvas.

I won’t be writing about my trip to Canada anymore because I am being stalked by a moose that I kissed in the CN Tower. He wants his money back.

I am mooseless museless and someone has to pay for it. I decided that it will be your sense of taste, because you are about to watch yet another pointless short movie of mine.

Just you wait, Martin Scorsese…

Tom Jones’ Sex Bomb and a Russian skating on ice — what a show! Does anyone know that guy’s name?

Wow. I would whistle if I could.

Note: I found his name; Evgeni Plushenko, aka The Bomb.

This is a video I captured in Theeban, a small Jordanian town, en route to Karak in the South. This (now rather infamous) video is unedited, uncut, and very raw - just the way I like them.